apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
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skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: dirkku)

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

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17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

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marinandthebeatles:

that cat is more seductive than me.

(Source: dakotaangel)

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nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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Reasons to subscribe to AmazingPhil

cupcakeninja63:

-the tongue thing
-he’s adorable
-he’s funny
-he has quality content
-family friendly (unlike most people on YouTube nowadays)
-has a cute dance for almost everything
-he makes animal noises
-he hides a lion in his videos
-did I mention the tongue thing yet
-he’s too innocent for his own good
-toxic moan
-naked fanart
-he deserves waaaay more than 2 million but he’s not even at that

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Tokyo Ghoul - Juuzou Suzuya

(Source: jadelinh)

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christabellamotte:

remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.

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