tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
-the tongue thing
-he has quality content
-family friendly (unlike most people on YouTube nowadays)
-has a cute dance for almost everything
-he makes animal noises
-he hides a lion in his videos
-did I mention the tongue thing yet
-he’s too innocent for his own good
-he deserves waaaay more than 2 million but he’s not even at that
remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.