ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

iprayforangels:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
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Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
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One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

sonschmarn:

Welp this comic was going nowhere and it got there pretty fast.

beniseragaki:

OKAY BUT

IT WAS SUPER COOL HOW THEY DID THIS SCENE???

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BECAUSE

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YEAH!!!! YEAH THAT’S SO CUTE OH MAN THE CATS WERE THERE TOO OH MAN AOBA’S EVEN SITTING ON THE LIL OCTOPUS LIKE HOLY SHITBALLS THAT’S SO COOL I’M SO GLAD AND THE CLEARAO WAS STRONG LIKE DAMN I’M VERY PLEASED